Helicopter noise have you on your last nerve? Now, you can do more than just track them on Twitter. Delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton announced last week the trial launch of a reporting system for unwanted helicopter noise. Residents can sound off online, on the app or at 877-209-3200.
Home office → office home?
Developers, landlords, and government officials are ready to turn unused office space into new residential housing: Work is already underway to transform former Department of Agriculture, Justice, and Peace Corps buildings into new luxury apartments. If we can ensure that the development also includes affordable housing, who knows, maybe in a decade we’ll all be living downtown in our own Brutalist utopia…
I have some trivia for y’all: What is the worst day of the week to find an event? It’s Monday. The Answer is Monday. Anyway, attend trivia at Wunder Garten or trivia at Wonderland or trivia at Franklin Hall or trivia at Tap99.
Carivaggio, the cursed painter!
Sad because you’re cursed by a troll living in your neighborhood and the DC wizard council won’t help? Well, you’re still not as cursed as Carivaggio. Learn more about the painter in a Smithsonian lecture series. (12pm)
Straight down 16th Street
DC’s top tennis competition began over the weekend at Rock Creek Park Tennis Center and will run through August 7. Grab a seat at Session 3 of the Citi Open today to see former World No. 1 Andy Murray on the court. (12pm)