Our family doesn’t do anything half-heartedly. If we are going to do something, we do it big. Take, for example, our recent “vacation”. We had free theme-park passes so we decided to take a very short trip (with Sheree’s parents) before Allen left for Nicaragua. But because we like to do things a bit differently from other folks, our 3-day vacation included…
-a broken toe for Grandma
-a broken front tooth for Nathan, and
-a broken foot for Rachel.
They also closed the theme-park because of bad weather and then when we went to the beach instead, they kicked us out because apparently we were swimming in the raw sewage Mexico had recently released into that particular area… We won’t even mention the car trouble or when the keys got locked in the truck.
Yeah. We are that family.