uncle, the ultimate gift and Blue

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12/10/21 | 47/52

The weekend is warming up and this year's holiday package is done! I'll be delivering and mailing them over the next couple days so hopefully if you signed up for one you can get yours ASAP. There's a warm up on the horizon so we're all set to make the most of this beautiful day.

uncle

best gift on the planet

Are you looking to get all of your holiday shopping done today? I have the solution. Go to your local Walgreen's or Jewel and buy $20 or $30 dollar's worth of black magic gloves. Come Christmas morning everyone gets the same thing, a brand new pair of magic gloves. If you want to be generous give everyone two pairs. They're going to lose a glove at some point and now they'll have a back up. That perfect gift you spent hours researching and tracking down? Sure they might like it or it may get regifted at next year's white elephant. A pair of black magic gloves? They are immediately getting put on and used until they fall apart or mysteriously vanish. Have no fear they will certainly fall apart or mysteriously vanish in no time. An added bonus? They fit kids and adults. They're all the same magic size! Don't overthink it this year. Go with the gold standard of pharmacy, liquor store, bodega, grocery apparel and make it the best Christmas ever!

Friend of the Week

This week's friend comes from Laura who describes him this way: "Blue loves cuddling and destroying all toys. He has quite possibly the worst smelling farts on the planet and shows you love by licking your eyes and ears. And unlike his owner, he loves meeting new people and making friends."

If you would like your best furry friend, most delicate butterfly or snuggliest animal associate to be featured email me 3 pictures of them and I will do my best to try and capture their essence.

If you ever miss an email or you see that it's Friday and no email has been delivered, you can always check out the archive link on the Serial Dispatch instagram. If you know anyone who might enjoy this weekly special delivery send them in that direction so they can see if they'd like to join the list. Let's make it happen.

Solid,
Tim