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It's 2019!

You made it! I'm really proud of you. I know that's a silly thing to say because we're all just trucking along on this pothole-ridden road we call life...but I'm happy we're here together. Hopefully this year won't suck as much as all the other years and hopefully next year we won't be so pessimistic about the past.
Have a happy new year. You earned it.

Enjoy your lunch.

- Today's Menu -

83 Things That Blew Our Minds in 2018
I don't want to put gifs in this section, so pretend I put that one "mindblown" gif from Tim and Eric and then watch it loop 83 times. Thanks.
Appetizer (5 min) | The Atlantic

These Are The Best Resolutions You Can Make, According To Therapists
Maybe just go see a therapist.
Entrée (7 min) | Huff Post

The New Horizons spacecraft is about to explore the farthest object ever: Ultima Thule
Farthest object and hardcorest band name.
Starter (5 min) | Vox

The Leaked Louis C.K. Set Is Tragedy Masked as Comedy
@ZackBornstein: Kevin Spacey: I want to end 2018 with the most disgusting comeback attempt of the year
Louis CK: Hold my penis

Appetizer (6 min) | The Atlantic

Tech Ethics Issues We Should All Be Thinking About In 2019
This list includes bugs that will save us from climate change and 3-D printed suicide machines. What a time to be alive...or not alive?
Dessert (5 min) | Forbes

Six big political questions for 2019
Surprisingly, not a single one is "why?"
Dessert (5 min) | CNN

Stranger Things 3 premieres July 4, 2019. Watch the latest teaser now.
"The trailer seems to introduce at least a few new clues as to what season three will entail."
Dessert (3 min) | Vox
Here are the weirdest gifts people received this Christmas. They got everything from Judge Judy prayer candles to Ruth Bader Ginsburg pillows.
Songs That My Friend John Says Are Cool
Magic by Mr Jukes
Emerald Rush by Jon Hopkins
Someone Great by LCD Soundsystem
STMFJSAC Spotify Playlist
Watch Anderson Cooper drink shots of tequila and then do what I can only assume are his best attempts at bird calls.
@jacob_derodes: anyone who was a “pleasure to have in class” has an anxiety disorder now
Thanks for reading! I hope you have the greatest year ever. I'm happy that you're here and you should be too.
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Written and curated by @tommy_stella
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