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Buttery? Flaky? Party!

Okay all right it's Lunch Read time. Just need a header topic. Anything at all...Guess I'll check to see if there are any holidays today...Oh.

Happy National Croissant Day!
Whether it's a sandwich, covered in jam, or full of chocolate-- if it's a um...buttery, flaky, viennoiserie pastry of Austrian origin, named for its historical crescent shape-- then it's time to celebrate!

Enjoy your lunch.

- Today's Menu -

What Was the Biggest Scandal of All Time?
This is proof that we have always been a mess and we probably will always be a mess. Mess on, friends.
Appetizer (4 min) | The Atlantic

What It's Like When Your Brain Can't Form New Memories
It's like 50 First Dates but somehow funnier.
Entrée (8 min) | Men's Health

The Healthiest Meals In The Fast Food World
Sometimes your #1 healthiest option could be the #1 in the drive-thru.
Starter (7 min) | Uproxx

The Lesson of Into
"As long as queer media depends on corporate support, it will always be conflicted and precarious."
Appetizer (7 min) | Slate

Gym Class Is So Bad Kids Are Skipping School to Avoid It
"Not only does P.E. do little to improve physical fitness, but it can also lead to truancy and other disciplinary problems."
Dessert (5 min) | The Atlantic

This Is What it Means if a Messy Room Stresses You Out
Roll up all your problems and stuff them into your drawer.
Dessert (4 min) | Men's Health

FaceTime Bug Lets iPhone Users Eavesdrop, in a Stumble for Apple
At worst, the person calling would hear us getting out of bed to avoid the extra chins. Or just 9 seconds of silence as we decide if we want this person to see our face.
Dessert (4 min) | NYT
From giant gummy snakes to weed bouquets, these gifts are definitely going to spice up Valentine's Day! Or at least give Huff Post a decent click bait article.
Songs That My Friend John Says Are Cool
Bad Bad News by Leon Bridges
A Little Honey by Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats
I Won't Run From It by Big Red Machine

STMFJSAC Spotify Playlist
This interview is bland, dry, and RAAAAAW...but I think you'll like it.
@ErinChack: whenever i eat a brownie i just pretend it’s half of an even bigger brownie. look at me, only eating half a brownie. health goddess. wellness queen. walking chickpea.
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